About Troy

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Over-educated and under-employed.

Anti-social socialist.

Destitute workaholic.

Mormon raised agnostic.

Too country for the city, too city for the country and breaks out in hives in the suburbs.

Four time Olympic gold medalist in Wii tennis and president of the Nascar Isn’t A Mother Effin Sport! Association.

Likes long walks on the beach…. wait!  Scratch that!  Wrong website!

Overzealous Underachiever… boldly pursuing– nay– vigorously pursuing the actualization of ideals and dreams for all humankind on a “meh…. when he feels like it” basis.